TAKE ME OUT TO THE DRUGSTORE
(To The Tune of 'Take Me Out To The Ballgame')
By Lorraine C. Brooks


Take me out to the drugstore
Take me down to Duane Reade
Buy me some Maalox and Tylenol -
We're the Mets and we can't hit the ball ...
So it's take some Valium and Dalmane,
Prozac and Percocets ...
Cause we're 8-9-10 games behind ...
We're the New York Mets!


Take me out to the drugstore ...
CVS is my goal ...
Please, Mr. Pharmacist, save our ship!
Tagamet for my acid drip ...
And some Inderal for my heartbeat ...
Heroin for my pain ...
Give me 3-4-5 pills and I might
Enjoy this game!!!
SEND IN THE BRAVES
(To The Tune of 'Send In The Clowns')
By Lorraine C. Brooks


Isn't it time!?
Aren't we due?
Haven't we lost enough times to Atlanta ...
What else is new?

Where are the Braves ...
Give me the Braves ...

Can't you just hurl?!
This isn't fun ...
When we're ahead in the ninth and our pitcher
Gives up the runs ...
Send in the clowns ...
There ought to be Clowns ...

Just when we get
W
ithin one game
Thinking Armando will come out of the bullpen
And put out the flame ...

That's when he loses composure and
Runs out of steam ...
Braves win again ...
What a bad dream.


Well here we are
2002
I think its time that we won the division ...
How about you?

Send in the Braves ...
Bring me the Braves!

Now we've got Mo ...
Roberto and Rey ...
Finally putting a team on the field that
Can finally play ...
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